Monday, May 16, 2011

There's an app for that ...

I have a love/hate relationship with my computers. In this I am, I suspect, not unusual. My life seems to be infused with computers these days and it sometimes worries me. My desktop PC, my laptop, my iPad, my iPhone, my iPod(s). Then there are all the little computers in the electricity-run appliances all over my house and in my car. There is even a little computer on each of my bicycles. Because I grew up in an era in which we actually learned to write with pencils and pens, and we learned to do research with real books with actual paper pages, I sometimes assume the smug attitude that "kids these days" don't know the "real" way to do things. I suspect that coopers, wheelers, smiths and thatchers probably thought the same thing in their day.

While the intricacies of working in a computer-driven world often escape me, I think I am less goofy about it now than I was even a few years ago. I used to live with Someone who appeared to know all about things computerly, and I allowed myself to become almost totally dependent upon his ability to set things up and to straighten out my messes. An early purchase after his departure was a new computer; I wonder if this was some small act of reclaiming myself. The boffin who made the computer for me and transfered what I deemed essential from the old to the new suggested that I keep the old one for a bit "just in case I needed to take something from it and put it on the new one." You know, that old computer is still taking up house space and I don't think I've ever had need to move anything from old to new. So, it's probably time to wipe its little memory clean and consign it to the big Small Electronics box at the recycling center. Just as it's probably time to properly inventory the garage and get rid of all that stuff I moved with me to my New Life and haven't looked at since. But I digress (which is something I do well ...)

I have, in my dotage, discovered the world of applications, or "apps" in kid-speak, for my portable computers. I can check on all sorts of things without stirring from wherever I happen to have alighted. While there is no guarantee of the accuracy of any of the information I am pulling from the ether, it seems rather mighty and amazing to be able to do so. While I'm waiting for something to happen (an occupational annoyance in my line of work), I can alter a photograph, read a book, check the news, look for recipes for dinner, and all manner of unrelated and joyful nonsense. This greatly appeals to my magpie brain, but I'm not sure how much more productive it makes me. I will note, however, that the day I got half-way to a rehearsal and recalled that I had forgotten to stick the tuner and the tuning wrench in my harp case, the next thing I did was buy an app for a tuner so I know I always have one with me. Small victories, but victories nonetheless. There is a room in my house with bookcases on all the walls and much information for the taking. So much is on the computers these days, though, that I'm not sure when I last purchased a paper-paged book that wasn't a cookbook (they're just not the same on an e-reader). I have hundreds of e-books and lots of apps that take me to news sources. I have to wonder, though, if I have lost something in not reading more paper books, newspapers and magazines. I suppose the readers of the time thought the same thing about Herr Gutenberg's monstrous machine.

Alas, I see that all of my Apple products have now finished synchronizing themselves with each other. How lovely to have family. However, this also means that it's time to stop maundering on about things electronic and get about the business of the day. Surely there's an app for that ...

"I love a bit of anarchy, so long as it doesn't harm the undeserving." (Christopher Fowler)

Sunday, May 1, 2011

May Day 2011

Several of my cyber communicants have said, "I need to check your blog to see what you're up to." This acted as a sort of cattle prod to get my bum onto the chair in front of the computer and actually say something. As an act of full disclosure, however,  I'll also admit that I'm doing almost anything legal to avoid going back to grading final exams and research papers for my graduating seniors. You know; vacuuming the refrigerator coils, waxing the cat, alphabetizing the spice jars ...

We weathered the tornadoes last week without any particular harm, for which I am deeply, deeply grateful. There was horrible damage and even death around us, but we were, by grace or the serendipity of weather, spared. I'm not using the imperial plural here, I mean me and the furkids. I usually don't pay a whole lot of attention to the imaginings and threats of the National Weather Service unless I'm going bike riding and don't want to get seriously rained upon. That and my favorite coping skill of focusing on what's going on right in front of me leave me particularly vulnerable to quixotic weather happenings. I had to be in Knoxville on the day, which meant that the hour-long drive up there was liberally spiked with dire warnings on the car radio of things to come . It absolutely poured buckets and bathtubs all the way along the freeway. This is to say that it didn't start until I got on the freeway and stopped when I got off. Wonder if it would have worked better to take back roads? At any rate, motoring along an interstate freeway in a Mini Cooper in a drenching downpour is like sloshing through a really dirty car wash. There's the rain, but there's also all the wake spray from the monster SUV's and the long-distance semi-trucks. And I'm convinced to a moral certainty that the drivers of those behemoths can not see my tiny little dark green car in the waves they are creating. That may just be my well-honed paranoia, though ...  The rain let up for most of the rest of the day in the places I happened to be. By the early evening, however, the deadly weather began to arrive. By now I was paying attention. Thunder began to rumble and the wind took it in turns to lie still or rage furiously. At the risk of sounding completely frivolous, I decided that the best thing for me to do was go about what passes for my normal routine and hope for the best. After all, there is no "safe" place in my house if a tornado decides to visit. So, I gave the canine furkids tranquilizers and sat watching movies so that the feline furkids could drape themselves about me. When the roaring of the wind got so loud that I couldn't hear the film soundtrack, I actually did look out the window and was amazed at the scene. The ridge behind my house is fully forested and it was waving about the like the Forest of Fangorn when the Ents finally decided to go to war. I was watching Avatar at the time and I wasn't sure which CGI was the more amazing; the screen or the view from the back doors. I confess to being more scared then than I have been in a very long time. But we all survived and, miraculously, had no significant property damage. I called the place my mom lives and they were as hunkered down as possible and dealing as well as they could with a population of elderly folks who require assisted living. Other than the effects of the stress, Mom came through well, too. I can't chalk up my survival to clean living, so I'll just offer up a prayer of thanks for grace. And remember to pray for those who didn't fare as well. The following day was a glorious spring day with blue skies, only the gentlest of breezes and occasional fat clouds drifting by. Go figure.

The Vita Comp
I am finally back on my bicycle. A friend loaned me his daughter's bike to put on the trainer for the last few months. After the winter surgeries I wasn't able to throw my leg over the bar on my bike in the accepted fashion, so I needed a bike with a step-through frame. Let me say here and now that bike trainers just suck. While I'm glad they offer an opportunity to get the exercise indoors (or, in my case, when you don't trust your body to keep you from falling off the bike), they are simply nothing like riding a bike outside. After a long, involved conference with my bike junkie, I have purchased a new bike that should better suit my new requirements. I love my old Allez dearly, but I just can't keep hunching over those drop handlebars anymore. The new bike hasn't arrived yet, so I'm riding my old Expedition. It's a great bike for boardwalks and shady suburban lanes. It's not so great for the hills of East Tennessee. It weighs about 8.6 tons and has vast, chunky tires that positively claw at the road. However, it has an upright silhouette and no clips on the pedals. That means my hip joint angle is not compromised and I can put my foot on the ground quickly without worrying whether the whole bike is going to go over with me. I have every intention of getting back to clips, but all in good time. I have been out on some hills and on the river ride in Chattanooga. It's marvelous. I have no stamina yet, but I have no pain either. The stamina I can work on. The new bike should arrive shortly and I can really get to work on final prep for our ride along the second half of the Natchez Trace at the end of the month. What fun!

Transplanted Southern Belle
Life with Mom continues to be a joy and a challenge. As mentioned earlier, she weathered the storm last week, but it was difficult for her. The protocol at her assisted living facility requires that the residents be moved to a "safe place" during any hazardous weather conditions. That translates to a long interior hall well away from windows. Dining room chairs are lined against both sides of the hall and the residents remain there while the danger is present. Unfortunately that was from about 3:00 - 11:00 p.m. last week. I think everyone was exhausted by the time they were allowed to return to their apartments. Her goofy little dachshund worked the crowd as a therapy dog, so that helped. Since then we've tried to get out with some regularity to assure her that things are back to whatever passes for normal any more. I've been reading a book, which I recommend to anyone sharing their life with and caring for an aging parent, Welcome to the Departure Lounge: Adventures in Mothering Mother by Meg Federico. While the experience she describes is not exactly like mine (or probably like anyone else's), you'll recognize the similarities in how one feels dealing with a parent in this stage of their life. Bless 'em, Lord.

Well, I'd better give up and go attend to those exams. All classes were canceled on the tornado day, which was, of course, our last class before exams. Then the department head called me to tell me that she had just been advised that the grades for graduating seniors were due on Monday. Um, that's fine, but our final exam isn't scheduled until Wednesday and the research papers aren't due until then either. So we scrambled around trying to reschedule exams and papers for the seniors so that grades could go in timely. While I usually prefer being out of any loop that's going, sometimes it causes problems. However, all my glorious little seniors came through and got things taken care of. Now it's down to me to finish grading ... (possibly my least favorite part of teaching).

Beneath the sober appearance society demands of us, most of us are daily going a little bit out of our minds, which in itself should give us cause to hold out a hand to our comparably tortured neighbors.  (Alaine de Botton)